Monday, June 14, 2010

Please book this comedian for the sake of his wife's sanity!

You know it's slow when you receive the following from a very funny comedian friend of ours:

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Hello Ed. I hope you are well.

This has been the slowest couple of months I’ve seen over the past 30 years that I’ve been in the business. It’s crazy! I spend most of my days sitting around my home-office waiting for the phone to ring. It doesn’t. Twice I’ve had the phone company come to my home to check and see if my phone was broken. It’s not. I had my hearing checked three times to see if maybe I just wasn’t hearing the phone ring. My ears are fine. Worse of all, my wife is getting sick and tired of having me home almost every night of the week. Can you blame her? Would you want to be around me almost every night of the week? I wouldn’t!

You can make a difference!
BOOK ME!
Please.
Don’t do it for me. Do it for my wife.
Thank you.

Jack

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As always, in addition to our exclusive roster of talent, The Bazel Group, Inc. has the pleasure of producing concerts, comedians and speakers for corporate and high society events around the world.

10 comments:

  1. 知識可以傳授,智慧卻不行。每個人必須成為他自己。.................................................................

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  2. 生存乃是不斷地在內心與靈魂交戰;寫作是坐著審判自己。....................................................................

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